Chapter 3B: Trickery

I remember I said that will be a new chapter in my life at that moment, so here it is. This is just a short side story that happened to the Twins, R00ster, Muffin, and I.


It was the Black Friday of 2008. We decided it would be fun to camp out, so we did. If i remembered correctly it was at around 11 PM when we took the R train to Whitehall so we can transfer to the Staten Island Ferry. We missed the ferry so we had to wait like half an hour. The food there were so expensive. Anyways, we got on the ferry. One of us (wasn't me because I was too busy playing my PSP) noticed some random dude's zippers were unzipped and saw some earthshaking things. That was funny as fuck. Then R00ster and I got thirsty so we went to buy a drink in the ferry. He said he's gonna practicing "I'm So Hood," the black guy in front of us overheard it and started laughing.


So we got off the ferry and had to go to the bus station. The bus that we were supposed to take wasn't gonna be there until a couple hours later so we decided to take another bus. I think it was the S59 bus which stopped at Richmond. According to the bus driver, it was a 10 minute walk to Staten Island Mall but you all can guess what happened. When we got off the bus we were puzzled about which way the mall is. Then out of nowhere this old man that was in the same bus as us approached us and directed us the way, we thanked him and got moving. As we were walking, we realized something was wrong because R00ster, Muffin, and I went there last year and none of us remembered any of the buildings that we passed. Thank god that I had my sidekick, so we googled up the directions and found out that old ass motherfucker directed us the opposite way while he went the right way. Our guesses was that he must be on the rush to camp out as well.


Us, 5 Asians that were tight as fuck at that moment got going. By the time we arrived to Staten Island Mall we were like two hundred people behind. We were chilling on the BestBuy line, as cold as ever just standing there waiting to get in. Only the top 10 or so can get the cheap laptop ticket. When they got it, they would walk down the line asking if people want to buy it for like 50-100 bucks. The securities there were warning people that the ticket they buying might be counterfeit. So we waited for around 2 hours and finally got in. The first thought in my mind was it was warm as fuck in here. It was also so crowded. We just wandered around BestBuy for a little bit and moved on to the mall to cop some cheap clothes. There were a lot of shawties there and a lot of ugly ass guys. The discounts were so crazy we shopped for like 4+ hours.


We finished shopping by 12 and were tired and hungryas fuck. So we took the S79 straight to Bay Ridge. All 5 of us assed out on the bus, we were embracing our prizes of Black Friday so no one can jack them as we sleep peacefully. We went to eat lunch with R00ster's parents afterwards and I forgot what happened afterwards.


So the theme of this story is to never trust any stranger that approaches you especially at critical times such as our experience. That old man tricked us, I bet he was happy as fuck as he walked to Staten Island Mall thinking he will be ahead of 5 more people.


EDIT>>>> There's gonna be random side stories as chapter progresses, stay tune!


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